Archive for May, 2009
Star Trek: Outpost Episode 3 – No More, No Less – Promotional Trailer
Star Trek: Outpost Episode 3 – No More, No Less – Promotional Trailer

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions … Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 3 – No More, No Less
Release Date: Friday, June 5, 2009
As the crew settles back in to the relative safety of Deep Space 3, they discover that Chief Knox has a dark secret…one the could spell the end of his career when an unexpected visitor arrives on the station.
Casting Call – Giant Gnome Production’s Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 5
CASTING CALL – STAR TREK OUTPOST: EPISODE 5
A couple of pointers before auditioning:
* We will only accept auditions in CD QUALITY WAV or 192 kbps MP3
* Please when auditioning, make sure there are no pops, hisses, scratches etc in your recording.
* The auditions end: Saturday, May 16th, 2009 for all roles.
* We will accept re-auditions on a per person basis. Please put your best effort forward.
* The email that these auditions should be sent to is: tony@giantgnome.com
* PLEASE – Label the audition files like this: CHARACTERNAME_YOURNAME.MP3/WAV
* If you submit more than one audition, please send them in a zip file.
* Thank you and break a leg!
JENNETH
Any race; any gender. Anywhere from mid-thirties to late sixties. Competent engineer aboard the Pirate Vessel Solar Winds who is respectful and fearful of his/her captain.
LINE 1: As near as I can figure it out, when the discharge hit our shields, it actually drew power from them, and fed the shield energy back into the shield generators. From there, it traveled through connecting systems damaging the connections, rather than actually damaging the equipment itself… I’d suggest spending a week in dock rechecking everything, but we’re good to go for now.
LINE 2: (PUZZLED…HOW DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SHIP?) I can’t imagine he doesn’t. Why? But I hope you’re not suggesting we raid …
DS3 SECURITY GUARD
Any race; any gender. Anywhere from low twenties to early thirties. May not be the brightest bulb in the garden, but earnest and helpful.
LINE 1: (CALLING AFTER) A reminder, sirs, that you are entering a restricted zone and all conversations are monitored and recorded.
YOSSARIAN (yo-SORRY-en)
Alien merchant. Gender and age as appropriate to species, but an older, established businessbeing. Harried by the day-to-day stress of keeping a business going under trying circumstances. A good guy, willing to help a friend, but practical and unwilling to throw good resources after bad.
LINE 1: (OVER COMM) Look, Yurrel, I’ll help you in any way I can. After all, some of my cargo was on the Profitable Venture, and now you owe me for it, but I’ve had to rebook everything we had a contract on. If something else comes in the door in the next couple weeks, or one of my other transport jobs runs into a snag, I might be able to throw some work your way, but I need to know what your capabilities are, first.
LINE 2: (OVER COMM) … But only if you have a cargo lined up. And no-one’s going to commit a cargo until you have a ship. Yurrel, we’ve talked about these arrangements many times before over Saurian Brandies. They never end well. (SIGH) Let me ask around. I might be able to find something that will help you start working off your debts.
DERSIK (DER-SICK)
Male, mid 30s-40s. Intergalactic hauler. Low on the rung of commerce. Has more ambition than moxie. Picture one of those smarmy guys from the biker bar down the street.
LINE 1: You’re calling in my marker already? Goshen, look, I knew you were new to the lending industry when I came to you … as a last resort… but I assumed you knew that you have to at least give me a chance to make a few runs on the engine repairs I had done with the latinum you lent me! Remember? The longer you hold my marker, the more interest you earn on the loan.
LINE 2: (TO HIS OWN CREW) Is this translator working right? I just heard the Ferengi say he didn’t want the latinum!
CREWMEMBER #1
MALE, Any age, any species. Even lower on the rung of commerce than Dersik. Less ambition, less moxie, more of a taste for fermented beverages.
LINE 1: (OVER COMM) He can’t come to the Comm right now; he’s sleeping. Besides, we’re supposed to be running silent. It’s getting dangerous out here! Never know when you’re going to be blown out of the stars! Like the Pinch wasn’t bad enough on its own, now we have to deal with phaser-happy pirates!
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 2 – From Bad To Worse

Episode 2 – From Bad To Worse
Inside the mysterious area of space known as “The Pinch,” Lt. Exler and Dr. Winston have taken an away team aboard the doomed Ferengi ship Profitable Venture in search of survivors. Just as the last of the away team is about to beam back, the Ferengi vessel explodes, crippling the Chimera. Adrift among a sea of debris, the Chimera now sits nearly defenseless as her crew works desperately to repair the ship and return to the safety of DS3. The crew soon discovers, however, that they are not alone…
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Cast & Crew
Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
Jon Specht as Chief Burt “Hard” Knox
Jules Ismail as Goshen
Travis Whelpley as DaiMon Yurrel
Damon Fries as Ensign Kyle
Melissa D. Johnson as Lt. Karen Denali
MJ Cogburn as The Pirate Captain
Nick Armstrong as Giles
Kim Bertelson as Johnson
Myka Raymond as The Computer and PA Announcer
Waleed Ovase as Transporter Attendant
Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond
Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before The Mirror – Part 1 – Frank Reeves

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce: Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before The Mirror – Part One – Frank Reeves
Ship’s counselor Georgia Harolds is making her rounds with the senior crew. The invasion of Betazed has left everyone a little shaken – and even the Captain has become something of a recluse. Georgia begins her journey with the Captain.
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Released: May 4, 2009 // Length: 00:06:48 // Size: 6.5MB
Cast and Crew
Mark Zaricor as Francis “Frank” Reeves
Trisha Wise as Georgia Harolds
Announcer: Abner Senires
Star Trek: Dimensions created by Waleed Ovase and Nick Armstrong
Written and Audio Engineered By Nick Armstrong
Based on Star Trek By Gene Roddenberry; No rights infringement intended
Executive Producer for Giant Gnome Productions is Waleed Ovase
Theme Music Composed by Kevin Macleod
D’oh! – Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before The Mirror Delayed 3 Days
It just wouldn’t be Star Trek: Dimensions if it wasn’t delayed somehow. I’m going to push back this deadline three days, to Sunday.
Nick here – writing at 3 AM Friday morning. I’ve got a story to tell you. You might not want to hear it, but I’m gonna give it anyway, for what it’s worth.
I can’t tell you how frustrated I am by this delay. I wanted so badly to get this miniseries released on time. We’re only pushing back three days, but I feel like I’ve let you – our fanbase, down. If you can forgive us that, you’ll have Part One of Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before The Mirror on Sunday.
If you’re a fan, you know there have been delays before. This time… it’s a bit different.
Waldo has been crazy slammed these last two weeks burring his head in school books to keep his grades up. Like a dummy I kept asking him if we were on track rather than if he could use a hand, and so we really didn’t communicate all that well to get the project back on track. Late last night he transferred the files over to me so that I might give post-production (piecing it all together) a shot.
If you follow my personal blog at IAmNickArmstrong.com, you know we’ve had some problems with audio quality for one of the actor’s lines. I’ve been working through most of the night last night (5 AM) and tonight (3 AM) to see if we can correct the audio on our end in an attempt to release on time. I’ve had a good amount of success correcting the problems, but we’re definitely going to need to re-record that actor’s lines AFTER part one. But, as you can see from the lack of podcasted episode, that sapped a lot of the production time away that would have been used to put the show together.
I’m going to move forward to release Part One by Sunday, but having to re-record the audio for Georgia’s lines may mean a 15-30 day delay in Part 2… depending on how fast we can get the new lines back and how they sound. We’re going scene by scene here, making sure it’s all good. The last thing I’d want to do is come back from a 6 month break and hand you a steaming pile of audio crap. That’s not how I roll.
Again, as with last time, you have my sincere apologies that we’ve broken yet another deadline promise. We really are doing the best we can… and if you stick with us, you’re in for a real treat – starting friggin’ Sunday – even if I have to stay up EVERY NIGHT until then.
-Nick Armstrong
Writer, Star Trek: Dimensions

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions …
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 33 – The Tell-Tale Ferengi
Release Date: February 5, 2012
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The 214th Starfleet Construction Battalion arrives at Deep Space Three and Commander Twist plunges headlong into the culture of the station. And while Captain Buchanan remains confined to Sickbay, struggling with the issue of potentially losing his control of DS3, many – including those with nefarious intent – see the 214′s arrival as a prime opportunity.
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Cast and Crew (In Order of Appearance)
Cary Ayers as Dr. Arban Breetal
Edward Gore as Captain Montaine Buchanan
Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Karen Osborne as Commander Olivia Twist
Paul Lavelle as Captain Steele
Rish Outfield as Commander Gant
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Greg Littlefield as Lt. Nathaniel Farmer
Mark Zaricor as Mr. Big
Tim Cree as Mulgar/Genaro Boak
Myka Raymond as The Computer
Michael Liebmann as Engineer Jack Graves
Brittani Ebert as Engineer Neela Gliss
Doug Cromey as Tirgil
Ben Cromey as Vurk
Charles Bowman as Yeoman Burghoff
FEATURING: Original Music Composed and Performed by Matthew McLaren from S&M Productions
Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers/Audio Engineers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
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