Archive for August, 2009
Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne
Yes. You read that correctly. Redshirt cologne. A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.
You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK. Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.
The GnomeCast – Episode 1 – 9 Times Longer than Advertised
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present a NEW AND IMPROVED PREMIERE episode of our audio update series, which includes lots of ranting:
GnomeCast: New and Improved
Episode 1 – 9 Times Longer than Advertised

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In the New and Improved GnomeCast, hosts Waleed Ovase and Nick Armstrong talk about what is to come at Giant Gnome. It was supposed to be only 5 minutes long, but turned into 45+ minutes with talk of Star Trek: Dimensions, recasting, and other important news and updates. Enjoy! [With minimal editing...]
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Cast and Crew
Nick Armstrong – Host
Waleed Ovase – Host
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition – Promotional Trailer

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions …
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition
Release Date: Saturday, September 5, 2009
Questions are asked, but will the truth come out? What’s revealed? Tork, Dr. Winston, and Lt. Exler confront their own challenges while Captain Taldeen continues to hunt for the “truth.”
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Star Trek – The Motion Comic
Sometimes, we come across something really freaking cool – and when we do, we like to share it with you. Star Trek – The Motion Comic is one of those things. A fan’s extraordinary 4-month project… we think it is amazing. Check it out:
Star Trek: Outpost – Premiering on Radio Galactica Tonight
Giant Gnome’s Star Trek: Outpost is set to join the Radio Galactica network for syndicated broadcast – starting tonight close to 7 PM Eastern!
To listen in:
- Head to http://radiogalactica.net
- Most players installed on your computer Winamp, Windows Media Player, Real Player, iTunes, or Quicktime will be able to stream the show – all you have to do is click the banner on the right with the corresponding player, and you’re good to go!
Thanks for tuning in and supporting Giant Gnome!
Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord – Episode 1 – Springheel Jack Part 1
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the PREMIERE episode of our original Doctor Who Audio Drama:
Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord
Episode 1 – Springheel Jack Part 1
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In the Premiere Episode of Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord, the Doctor accidentally travels back to the nineteenth century and discovers something startling…
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Cast and Crew [In order of Appearance]
David Maciver as The Doctor
Laura Frechette as the Woman
John Lingard as Police Man #1
Andrew Schwartz as Police Man #2
Sammy Rey as Emily Whitrose
Tom Stitzer as the Police Chief
Announcer: Mark Kilfoil [The Encaffeinated ONE]
Producer: Waleed Ovase
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Director/Audio Engineer: John Noble
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase
Doctor Who, owned by the BBC. No Rights Infringement Intended.
Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before the Mirror – Part 2 – Commander Tara Tarus
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of their original Star Trek audio drama:
Star Trek: Dimensions – Life Before the Mirror – Part 2 – Commander Tara Tarus
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Ship’s counselor Georgia Harolds is making her rounds with the senior crew. The invasion of Betazed has left everyone a little shaken – she now confronts Commander Tara Tarus, who’s more than a little reluctant to talk.
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Cast and Crew
Melissa Johnson as Commander Tara Tarus
Trisha Wise as Georgia Harolds
Announcer: Abner Senires
Producer and Audio Engineer: Waleed Ovase
Written by: Nick Armstrong
Space Net – Episode 1 – Night of the Sleepless Bandit, Part 1
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the PREMIERE of their first original science fiction audio drama:
SpaceNet – Episode 1 – Night of the Sleepless Bandit Part 1

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Detective John Wallace is called into Rusty’s office to discover that he’s being given an assignment that might actually kill him, and will probably endanger the entire precinct. When he begins to investigate, he has a rather unpleasant surprise from an old friend…
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Cast and Crew
Nick Wold as Detective Robert Walkins
Barry Smith as Lieutenant Paul “Rusty” Harriman
Jon Specht as Frank Garibaldi
Jules Ismail as Henry Larson
Tony Raymond as Terrence Whittaker
Waleed Ovase as Officer’s Roberts and Lawrents
Mark Zaricor as the Convict and other officers
and
Bill McIntosh as Detective John Wallace
Announcer: Waleed Ovase
Special Thanks to Tony Raymond.
Written, Produced, and Audio Engineered by Waleed Ovase
This is a Giant Gnome Production’s Audio Presentation.
Copyright 2009, Giant Gnome Productions.
Please tune in Christmas Day, 2009, for the exciting conclusion.
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 5 – Exacting a Pound of Flesh
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:
Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 5 – Exacting a Pound of Flesh

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New alliances and complications beset the crew of the Chimera and Deep Space 3, and Tork finds himself in unfamiliar territory when he confronts Captain Buchanan. Meanwhile, Captain Taldeen increases the scope of his investigation.
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Cast and Crew
Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
Edward Gore as Capt. Montaine Buchanan
John Specht as Chief Burt “Hard” Knox
Daniel McIntosh as Capt. Taldeen
Bill McIntosh as Grandpa Exler
Mark Zaricor as Captain Sayzar Tyrellian
Jules Ismail as Goshen
MJ Cogburn as the Pirate Captain
Rob Watson as Admiral Thomas
Nick Armstrong as Giles
Gareth Bowley as Yeoman Tovar-Smith
Melissa D. Johnson as Lt. Karen Denali
Damon Fries as Helmsman Kyle
Myka Raymond as the Computer/PA Announcer
Barry Wallace as the Alien PA Announcer
Chris Lipscombe as the Klingon PA Announcer
Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond
Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the next episode of our original Doctor Who Audio Drama:
Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord
Episode 4 – The Ouroboros Project Part 1

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In this episode of Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord, the Doctor and Emily(now with her sight back) travel back in time to World War I, on this brand new adventure.
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Cast and Crew
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Director/Audio Engineer: John Noble
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase
Giant Gnome Productions is a new audio drama group on the block. Our niche is great audio drama, no matter what the story type. We love all genres, from Westerns to Horror, and everything in between. We are a group of audio nuts who love to create great shows in the audio tradition.
We also have a number of non-fiction podcasts which we believe in and promote.
Our audio drama is available from our feeds, as well as on iTunes. Both links are available on the original show pages. You can download each episode individually as well.
We have a lot of fun here, and we are always looking for new people interested in helping us out on our productions, or just schmoozing with us on our various projects.


