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Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

Posted on August 30, 2009 by Nick in Giant Gnome Inspiration

Yes. You read that correctly. Redshirt cologne. A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.

You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK. Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.

http://www.giantgnome.com/ Waleed

Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!
http://www.giantgnome.com Waleed

Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!
Tony

Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years!
Tony

Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years!
Ryan Cassavaugh

The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.
Ryan Cassavaugh

The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.
Katie Gomez

The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?
Katie Gomez

The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?
http://www.nx13ussasherah.com/ ellenbetty

Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.
http://www.nx13ussasherah.com ellenbetty

Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.
Tony

Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.
Tony

Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.
http://GiantGnome.com/ Dan Mc

Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?
http://GiantGnome.com Dan Mc

Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?