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Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

Posted by Nick On August - 30 - 2009

Star Trek - Redshirt Cologne

Yes.  You read that correctly.  Redshirt cologne.  A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.

You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK.  Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.

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  • Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we'll find for his nose?
  • Tony
    Ah....so that's the problem....All the Red Shirts must've been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.
  • Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say "Here I am, SHOOT ME".
  • Katie Gomez
    The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

    Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?
  • Ryan Cassavaugh
    The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.
  • Tony
    Since it is a "Red Shirt" cologne - it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn't last more than one episode!

    And Waldo...just in case you were thinking about it...the Pon Farr only works every 7 years! :)
  • Since I'm always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I'll have to purchase this!
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Star Trek: Outpost - Episode 15 - Ambush

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 15 – Ambush

Release Date: July 8, 2010

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The Chimera must abandon its search for Lt. Exler when it is diverted to the Glaminfo, a spacegoing entertainment oasis, to rendezvous with a Ferengi transport. And while Exler and Tyrellian engage in a life-and-death struggle with the Klingon Jenneth, Captain Britarra and the Solar Winds patiently lie in wait…


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Cast and Crew

Robert Pepper at Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Jon Specht as Chief Burt Knox
Mark Zaricor as Mr. Big and Captain Tyrellian
Edward Gore as Captain Buchanan
Jules Ismail as Goshen
MJ Cogburn as Captain Britarra
Chris Cree as Melion
CC Petersen as Jenneth
Eddie Bowley as Daimon Furrent and the Ferengi Computer
Steve Carter as Ve’Kas
Bryce Raymond as Agent Aybar
Joseph Orr as Randy Thomas
Damon Fries as Ensign Kyle
Waleed Ovase as Ensign Grelding

FEATURING: Original Music Composed and Performed by Matthew McLaren from S&M Productions

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

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Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

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