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Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!

Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!

Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years!

Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years!

The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.

The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.

The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?

The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?

Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.

Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.

Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.

Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.

Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?

Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?