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Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

Posted by Nick On August - 30 - 2009

Star Trek - Redshirt Cologne

Yes.  You read that correctly.  Redshirt cologne.  A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.

You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK.  Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.

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  • http://www.giantgnome.com/ Waleed

    Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!

  • http://www.giantgnome.com Waleed

    Since I’m always the redshirt/generic officers in Star Trek: Outpost, I guess I’ll have to purchase this!

  • Tony

    Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

    And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years! :)

  • Tony

    Since it is a “Red Shirt” cologne – it must smell of death. How on earth is that supposed to attract women? Either that, or it doesn’t last more than one episode!

    And Waldo…just in case you were thinking about it…the Pon Farr only works every 7 years! :)

  • Ryan Cassavaugh

    The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.

  • Ryan Cassavaugh

    The Red Shirt actually smells just like the others, it just only lasts for five minutes and then is never mentioned again.

  • Katie Gomez

    The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

    Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?

  • Katie Gomez

    The bittersweet scent of wasted potential has finally been bottled?

    Actually, these fragrances are really nice. I have both Pon Farr and Tiberius and I wear the Pon Farr all the time. T-minus seven years?

  • http://www.nx13ussasherah.com/ ellenbetty

    Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.

  • http://www.nx13ussasherah.com ellenbetty

    Any one who knows about real life combat will tell you not to wear fragrances. Fragrances say “Here I am, SHOOT ME”.

  • Tony

    Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.

  • Tony

    Ah….so that’s the problem….All the Red Shirts must’ve been using this stuff! Probably got it as part of their standard issue equipment.

  • http://GiantGnome.com/ Dan Mc

    Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?

  • http://GiantGnome.com Dan Mc

    Not only does Tony have an ear for editting, but he has an eye for design. I wonder what talents we’ll find for his nose?

Star Trek: Outpost - Episode 33 - The Tell-Tale Ferengi

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions …

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 33 – The Tell-Tale Ferengi

Release Date: February 5, 2012

Listen Now

The 214th Starfleet Construction Battalion arrives at Deep Space Three and Commander Twist plunges headlong into the culture of the station. And while Captain Buchanan remains confined to Sickbay, struggling with the issue of potentially losing his control of DS3, many – including those with nefarious intent – see the 214′s arrival as a prime opportunity.

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:01 — 1.4MB)

Cast and Crew (In Order of Appearance)

Cary Ayers as Dr. Arban Breetal
Edward Gore as Captain Montaine Buchanan
Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Karen Osborne as Commander Olivia Twist
Paul Lavelle as Captain Steele
Rish Outfield as Commander Gant
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Greg Littlefield as Lt. Nathaniel Farmer
Mark Zaricor as Mr. Big
Tim Cree as Mulgar/Genaro Boak
Myka Raymond as The Computer
Michael Liebmann as Engineer Jack Graves
Brittani Ebert as Engineer Neela Gliss
Doug Cromey as Tirgil
Ben Cromey as Vurk
Charles Bowman as Yeoman Burghoff

FEATURING: Original Music Composed and Performed by Matthew McLaren from S&M Productions

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers/Audio Engineers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase

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