Giant Gnome Productions

DWLTL – The Ouroboros Project Part 1

Waleed — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:24:20 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the next episode of our original Doctor Who Audio Drama:

Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord

Episode 4 – The Ouroboros Project Part 1

In this episode of Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord, the Doctor and Emily(now with her sight back) travel back in time to World War I, on this brand new adventure.

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Gareth Bowley as CAPTAIN BURROUGHS

Steven Jay Cohen as BURLINGAME

Mattias Steisner as LIEUTENANT ADDISON

Carl Gosline as THE CREW MEMBER

Michael Hudson as THE CORPORAL

Sammy Rey as EMILY WHITROSE

and

David Maciver as THE DOCTOR

Announcer: Mark Kilfoil [The Encaffeinated ONE]

Producer: Waleed Ovase
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Director/Audio Engineer: John Noble
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

Doctor Who, owned by the BBC. No Rights Infringement Intended.

STO – Episode 11 – Into The Rough Seas

Tony — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:59:06 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the SEASON ONE FINALE of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 11 – Into the Rough Seas

After hastily leaving port, the crew of the Chimera heads to join in the search and rescue of the Ferengi shuttle carrying Lt. Exler, Dr. Winston and Goshen. Meanwhile the pirates of the Solar Winds continue their pursuit, driving the shuttle further into the ion storm known as the Rough Seas. Will the Chimera find their missing crewmates, or will the pirates emerge victorious in this dangerous game of cat and mouse? Find out now…in the Season One Finale of Star Trek: Outpost!

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Robert Pepper at Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
Jon Specht as Chief Burt Knox
Jules Ismail as Goshen
Damon Fries as Ensign Kyle
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Melissa D. Johnson as Lt. Karen Denali
MJ Cogburn as the Pirate Captain
CC Peterson as Jenneth
Chris Cree as Melion
Tim Cree as Engineer Watson
Joseph Orr as Ensign Randy Thomas
Brittani Ebert as Engineer Gliss
Mark Zaricor as Captain Tyrellian
Michael Liebmann as Engineer Jack

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

Psi Phi Shenanigans Episodes 1 and 2

Waleed — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:37:25 +0000

Psi Phi Shenanigans

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Do you like science fiction? Do you like comedy? Do you enjoy it when your starship captain and crew make pop culture references, mock pop music and eat pop rocks? Then Psi Phi Shenanigans is for you! We need actors, singers and more. Yes, singers! This new comedy show from Giant Gnome Productions promises to be more fun than smuggling tribbles through airport security. If you are a voice acting veteran or just looking to get your feet wet for the first time, don’t be shy and audition for Psi Phi Shenanigans. We’re putting the ‘fun’ in… funtastic, no, ‘funomenal’, um, no. Okay we didn’t think that one through – trust us; we’re putting the fun into Giant Gnome so join us!

A couple of pointers before auditioning:

We will only accept auditions in CD QUALITY WAV or 192 kbps MP3
When auditioning, make sure there are no pops, hisses, scratches etc in your recording.
The auditions end: Saturday, February 13th, 2010 for all roles.
We will accept re-auditions on a per person basis. Please put your best effort forward.
The email that these auditions should be sent to is: psiphi@giantgnome.com
PLEASE – Label the audition files like this: CHARACTERNAME_YOURNAME.MP3/WAV
If you submit more than one audition, please send them in a zip file.
Thank you and break a leg!

The following cast members will often pre-record dialogue in .wav or .mp3 format to be included in the episode but MAY also be required to record via Skype in some or all episodes. If you will not or cannot do this, please do not submit for these characters.

OUR CREW: These recurring characters will appear in (nearly) every episode.

THE CAPTAIN – A man’s man, woman’s man, and an alien’s man. He’s a man and also a bit daft.

Male Late 30s-Older

*SINGING PART*

Line 1: We need their best investigator to get to the bottom of this.

Line 2: You are correct. We need to be subtle.

Line 3: But he’s no ordinary Vulcan – in fact, he’s not Vulcan at all.

Line 4: Who said anything about prison?

Singing: Record at least 30 seconds of your favorite tune.

THE LIEUTENANT – Justice is his middle name. And first. And last. This guy is one very straight arrow. A seriously straight arrow. Really really straight arrow.

Male Late 20s-Older

Line 1: I saw that a fleet of ships just broke orbit and was lost.

Line 2: That’s what I want to find out.

Line 3: By the way, were there any other ships nearby that could have been involved?

Line 4: Has my team arrived?

THE SECURITY CHIEF – The Chief has to play many roles: friend, co-worker, subordinate, boss, and den-mother.

Either Gender 20s-Older

Line 1: Captain, I’ve contacted Vulcan High Command.

Line 2: All right, all right. Take it easy, Lieutenant.

Line 3: Gold flag, that’s a special envoy notice!

Line 4: Captain, we’re picking up a distress signal. A research vessel has been caught in a meteor shower.

THE ENSIGN – He might be a pushover, but then again…..

Male Late Teens-Early 20s

*SINGING PART*

Line 1: Let me go!

Line 2: What’s wrong, Captain?

Line 3: Nothing to worry about? I’m worrying.

Line 4: I think I forgot an important communique I need to send to my mother.

Singing: Record at least 30 seconds of your favorite tune.

HELM – Sweet and sassy. She can hang with the guys or attend a garden party.

Female 20s-30s

Line 1: I’ve heard of a guy getting hurt doing that.

Line 2: It’s good to see you again, welcome aboard.

Line 3: Who do you think you are?

Line 4: How about an orbit based upon the degrading L4 and L5 Lagrange points of the second moon of Tau Omicron 2 after the rogue black hole Z1939 passed through the adjacent solar system twenty years ago?

SCIENCE – He’s got “mad skills” – or at least he thinks so anyway.

Male 20s-30s

Line 1: He’s drilling holes into the ground.

Line 2: Lieutenant? Excuse us.

Line 3: There’s no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip.

Line 4: Captain, there are only two life forms on the planet. One is Ferengi and the other is unfamiliar.

TACTICAL – The third of our bridge trio and the bridge between the other two.

Either Gender 20s-30s

Line 1: You are NOT a real doctor.

Line 2: Starfleet records indicate they are tracking atmospheric conditions

Line 3: Is that technobabble of some sort?

Line 4: Maybe he’s rowing in a canoe.

OUR ANNOUNCER – The voice that is PSI PHI.

Male 20s-Older

Speak Line 1 a total of 3 times. Be “grand” for the first, speak normally for the second, and be silly for the third.

Line 1: We got scanners, spanners, sensors and more. We’d have to be crazy to sell it this cheap!

Line 2: This concludes our presentation. Thank you for listening.

The following guest players will often pre-record dialogue in .wav or .mp3 format to be included in the episode but MAY also be required to record via Skype in some or all episodes. If you will not or cannot do this, please do not submit for these characters.

GUEST PLAYERS

Vulcan Scientist

Male 20s-40s

Line 1: I think we need to investigate further.

Line 2: We did a comparison against the ship’s personnel roster.

Line 3: That makes no sense at all.

Line 4: I don’t care what anyone says – you can never have enough pairs of sunglasses.

Female Klingon Warrior

Male or Female with a very husky voice

20s-Older

Line 1: It must be beautiful!

Line 2: I was in my quarters at the time.

Line 3: We will fight!

Security Guard 1

Male 20s-30s

*SINGING PART*

Line 1: This is so unfair!

Line 2: Aye, Captain, that IS a lovely flannel shirt.

Line 3: She’s great with a mace.

Singing: Record at least 30 seconds of your favorite tune.

Security Guard 2

Male 20s-30s

*SINGING PART*

Line 1: Yeah, you’re right!

Line 2: Does anyone want to switch shirts with me?

Line 3: Lock him up in the brig – and don’t let him play with my toys.

Singing: Record at least 30 seconds of your favorite tune.

The Director

Male 30s-Older

Line 1: OK, people. Let’s come together here.

Line 2: Can we have some quiet?

Line 3: You’re beautiful!

The following four parts will pre-record dialogue to be included in the episode.

These parts will not be recorded via Skype and should be submitted via .wav format.

Vulcan Mother

Female 20s-40s, monotone

Line 1: I am gratified that you find this variety satisfactory.

Line 2: Perhaps, son, you should try it.

Line 3: The call was sent over an hour ago. There have been no messages since.

Vulcan Child

Male 7-10 years, monotone

Line 1: It is thoroughly unsatisfying.

Line 2: Mother, this is quite vibrant.

Line 3: The Lieutenant isn’t here, Captain.

Alien

Gender Non-specific Any Age

Give us two (2) 5 second takes of your squeak or squawk like a bird.

Give us two (2) 5 second takes of your growl or howl like a wolf.

Give us two (2) 5 second takes of your roar or snuffle like a bear or lion.

Feel free to make whatever sounds you like, as long as it vaguely passes for language.

Announcer

Speak both Lines 1 and 2 a total of 3 times. Be “grand” for the first, speak normally for the second, and be silly for the third.

Line 1: Seven slim pens in four tasteful shades. Writing was never so much fun.

Line 2: When you care enough to send the very best. Or at least close to it.

STO – Episode 10 – Uneasy Reunions

Tony — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:30:24 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 10 – Uneasy Reunions

On the return trip from the Enclave, Dr. Winston and Lt. Exler discover they’ve got more than they bargained for when they uncover Goshen’s secret. Meanwhile, back on DS3, Tork’s awaited charge arrives at the station, along with an old friend who’s been reassigned to the Chimera.

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Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
Jon Specht as Chief Burt “Hard” Knox
Jules Ismail as Goshen
Edward Gore as Capt. Montaine Buchanan
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Melissa D. Johnson as Lt. Karen Denali
Paul Lavell as Capt. Steele
Rob Watson as Admiral Thomas
MJ Cogburn as the Pirate Captain
CC Petersen as Jenneth
Gareth Bowley as Yeoman Tovar-Smith
Tim Cree as Engineer Watson
Brittany Ebert as Engineer Gliss
Mark Zaricor as Capt. Tyrellian
Joseph Orr as Ensign Randy Thomas
Myka Raymond as the Computer/PA Announcer
Chris Lipscombe as the Klingon PA Announcer
Barry Wallace as the Alien PA Announcer

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

DWLTL: The Black Peter

Waleed — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 07:01:00 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present Doctor Who: Legend of a Time Lord next episode, and Christmas Special:

Doctor Who: Legends a Time Lord – The Black Peter

Startling things are happening at Cadogan Castle Lord, children are disappearing, people are dying and, it’s up to the Doctor to save Christmas!

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April Sadowski as Anywn
Thomas Hudson as Bran
Tom Stitzer as Cadogan
Sammy Rey as Emily Whitrose
Jake Hudson as Garreth
Michael Hudson as Harrington
Julia Lunetta as Lady Daw
Al Aseoche as Margarete
Cheryl Cunningham as Megan
Gwendolyn Jensen Woodard as Meredith
Andrew Hicks as Tappen
David Ault as the Villager

and

David Maciver as The Doctor

Announcer: Mark “The Encaffeinated One” Kilfoil
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: John Noble

DWLTL: THE BLACK PETER – Promotional Trailer

Waleed — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:23:31 +0000

Coming Soon to Giant Gnome Productions…

Doctor Who: Legends a Time Lord – The Black Peter

Release Date: December 25, 2009

A special hour long Christmas Tale from Giant Gnome Productions. For more, please listen to the promotional trailer.

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PSA- Epistolary Novel

Waleed — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:27:47 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of:

Public Service Announcements: Episode 5 – Epistolary Novel

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Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard: Pamela
Bruce Busby: Announcer

Written, directed, and audio engineered by Perry Whittle
The Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions is Waleed Ovase

STO – Episode 9 – Successful Negotiations

Tony — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:59:18 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 9 – Successful Negotiations

While Dr. Winston and Lt. Exler meet with the pirate Dersick at the local watering hole, Goshen pays a visit to Yossarian’s Warehouse to pick up the D.I.G. for DS3. But what they don’t know is that someone is watching…and waiting…

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Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
John Specht as Chief Burt “Hard” Knox
Jules Ismail as Goshen
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Edward Gore as Capt. Montaine Buchanan
Rob Watson as Admiral Thomas
Damon Fries as Ensign Kyle
Nick Armstrong as Med Tech Giles
Al Aseoche as Med Tech Johnson
Tim Cree as Engineer Watson
Chris Cree as Engineer Silverman
Brittani Ebert as Engineer Gliss
Michael Liebman as Engineer Jack
Daniel McIntosh as Captain Taldeen
Myka Raymond as the Computer/PA Announcer
Waleed Ovase as the Bridge Officer/Enclave Flight Control

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

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STO – Episode 8 – A Little Give and Take

Tony — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:59:07 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 8 – A Little Give and Take

While Chief Knox directs the Admiral’s engineers in repairing the Chimera, Dr. Winston receives a “unique” gift that leads her, Goshen and Lt. Exler to the Enclave – a dangerous pirate haven on the edge of the Pinch – to learn more about Esherite technology and the Chief’s unauthorized implant.

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Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

Frankenstein vs Dracula

Nick — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:04:09 +0000

If Frankenstein and Dracula got together for tea time, what would it sound like?

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Written and Produced by: Nick Armstrong
Frankenstein: Darren Marlar
Dracula: Mauri Majanoja
TMZ Guy: Nick Armstrong
Title Art: Creature Olympics by Telethon
Intro Song: L’arrivée from La plage de Blâne-est by Ehma (courtesy of http://www.jamendo.com/)

GT – The Machine Stops – Part 2

Waleed — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:01:19 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the second episode of our new Classic Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Thriller audiobooks show:

Gnome Tomes:

THE MACHINE STOPS

Part 2

The Machine Stops, read by Katie Gomez. Story by E.M. Forster. Part 2 of this chilling science fiction tale.

Download audio file (ggp_gt_machinestops_part2.mp3)
by E.M. Forster. Read by Katie Gomez]

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Reader: Katie Gomez

Producer/Post Producer: Waleed Ovase

Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

Music by Kevin MacLeod

The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster is located in the public domain, no rights infringement intended.

DWLTL – Episode 3 SpringHeel Jack Part 3

Waleed — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:01:57 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the next episode of our original Doctor Who Audio Drama:

Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord

Episode 3 – Springheel Jack Part 3

In this episode of Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord, the Doctor squares off against Zebadiah and Obadiah, but not before Zebadiah and Obadiah have a fight of their own…

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David Maciver as The Doctor
Dan McIntosh as Zebadiah
Brad Smith as Obadiah
Sammy Rey as Emily Whitrose

Announcer: Mark Kilfoil [The Encaffeinated ONE]
Producer: Waleed Ovase
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Director/Audio Engineer: John Noble
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

Doctor Who, owned by the BBC. No Rights Infringement Intended.

GC – Episode 2 – New Website!

Waleed — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:32:13 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present another episode of our audio update series, which includes lots of ranting:

GnomeCast: New and Improved

Episode 2: New Website

We’re talking about the new website. And Dominatrix…

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Nick Armstrong – Host

Waleed Ovase – Host

Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

13th Hour – Episode 2 – Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

Waleed — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:11:59 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of our Original Horror Anthology:

13th Hour

Episode 2:

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

When a strange old lady appears on Sara’s door, things only get worse. Can you…Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

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Kim Gianopolous as Sara and the Stranger
Melissa Johnson as Angel
Steve Carter as Patrick
Abner Senires as the Priest
and Damon Fries as the Waiter
Jon Specht as the TimeKeeper
Perry Whittle as the GraveDigger

Music graciously provided by: Virgil Franklin, Kevin Macleod and Jim Paterson
Written by Todd Banks
Produced by Tony Raymond and Waleed Ovase; Directed by Matthew McLaren
Audio Engineered by Matthew McLaren
The Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions is Waleed Ovase

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 7 – To Every Season

Tony — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:59:22 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 7 – To Every Season

With Chief Knox locked in the brig, Tork and his crew find themselves helpless as Captain Taldeen sets his sights on the Chimera herself, determined to unlock her hidden “secrets.”

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Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 7 – To Every Season – Promotional Trailer

Tony — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:01:28 +0000

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions …

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 7 – To Every Season

Release Date: Monday, October 5, 2009

With Chief Knox locked in the brig, Tork and his crew find themselves helpless as Captain Taldeen sets his sights on the Chimera herself, determined to unlock her hidden “secrets.”

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The End of Goshen? Maybe!

Nick — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:33:48 +0000

Tony’s discovery while Geocaching.

Gnome Tomes: The Machine Stops – Part 1

Waleed — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:01:19 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the PREMIERE of our new Classic Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, and Thriller audiobooks show:

Gnome Tomes:

THE MACHINE STOPS

Part 1

The Machine Stops, read by Katie Gomez. Story by E.M. Forster. A chilling science fiction tale.

Download audio file (ggp_gt_machinestops_part1.mp3)

DIRECT DOWNLOAD

Reader: Katie Gomez

Producer/Post Producer: Waleed Ovase

Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster is located in the public domain, no rights infringement intended.

Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord – Episode 2 – Springheel Jack Part 2

Nick — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:30:34 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present the continuation of the premiere episode of our original Doctor Who Audio Drama:

Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord

Episode 2 – Springheel Jack Part 2

In the Premiere Episode of Doctor Who: Legends of a Time Lord, the Doctor accidentally travels back to the nineteenth century and discovers something startling…We learn more in Part 2 of “Springheel Jack”

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David Maciver as The Doctor
Laura Frechette as the Woman
John Lingard as Officer McCormack
Dan McIntosh as Zebadiah
Brad Smith as Obadiah
Sammy Rey as Emily Whitrose
Tom Stitzer as the Police Chief

Announcer: Mark Kilfoil [The Encaffeinated ONE]
Producer: Waleed Ovase
Written by: Ryan Cassavaugh
Director/Audio Engineer: John Noble
Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

Doctor Who, owned by the BBC. No Rights Infringement Intended.

Giant Gnome’s Star Trek: Outpost’s One Word Promo is now on YouTube!

Nick — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:23:18 +0000

Giant Gnome’s Star Trek: Outpost’s One Word Promo is now on YouTube! Check it out, share it with friends and don’t forget to give us your comments!

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition

Tony — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 06:01:35 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to announce the latest episode of the Original Star Trek Audio Drama:

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition

Questions are asked, but will the truth come out? What’s revealed? Tork, Dr. Winston, and Lt. Exler confront their own challenges while Captain Taldeen continues to hunt for the “truth.”

Download audio file (ggp_STO_ep6_inquisition.mp3)

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Robert Pepper as Lt. Commander Greg Torkelson
Katie Gomez as Lt. Renova Exler
Eleiece Krawiec as Dr. Rachel Winston
Edward Gore as Capt. Montaine Buchanan
John Specht as Chief Burt “Hard” Knox
Cathy Rinella as Lt. Jennifer Forrestal
Daniel McIntosh as Capt. Taldeen
Mark Zaricor as Mr. Big
Jules Ismail as Goshen
MJ Cogburn as the Pirate Captain
CC Petersen as Jenneth
Rob Watson as Admiral Thomas
Steven Fendrich as Yurrel
Myka Raymond as the Computer/PA Announcer
Barry Wallace as Yossarian/Alien PA Announcer
Chris Lipscombe as the Klingon PA Announcer
Dave Frizzell as Dersick
Brett Hayes as Dersick’s Crewman
Waleed Ovase as the Security Guard

Announcer: Paul Lavelle
Writers/Directors/Producers: Daniel McIntosh and Tony Raymond
Executive Producer: Waleed Ovase
Audio Engineer: Tony Raymond

Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

Nick — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:00:39 +0000

Yes. You read that correctly. Redshirt cologne. A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.

You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK. Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.

The GnomeCast – Episode 1 – 9 Times Longer than Advertised

Waleed — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:13:02 +0000

Giant Gnome Productions is proud to present a NEW AND IMPROVED PREMIERE episode of our audio update series, which includes lots of ranting:

GnomeCast: New and Improved

Episode 1 – 9 Times Longer than Advertised

In the New and Improved GnomeCast, hosts Waleed Ovase and Nick Armstrong talk about what is to come at Giant Gnome. It was supposed to be only 5 minutes long, but turned into 45+ minutes with talk of Star Trek: Dimensions, recasting, and other important news and updates. Enjoy! [With minimal editing...]

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Nick Armstrong – Host

Waleed Ovase – Host

Executive Producer of Giant Gnome Productions: Waleed Ovase

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition – Promotional Trailer

Tony — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:47:11 +0000

Coming Soon from Giant Gnome Productions …

Star Trek: Outpost – Episode 6 – Inquisition

Release Date: Saturday, September 5, 2009

Questions are asked, but will the truth come out? What’s revealed? Tork, Dr. Winston, and Lt. Exler confront their own challenges while Captain Taldeen continues to hunt for the “truth.”

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Star Trek – The Motion Comic

Nick — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:10:53 +0000

Sometimes, we come across something really freaking cool – and when we do, we like to share it with you. Star Trek – The Motion Comic is one of those things. A fan’s extraordinary 4-month project… we think it is amazing. Check it out: